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Grant me chastity and self-control, but, please, not just yet.

– St. Augustine

I neither care for you as a lover, nor fear you as a tyrant.

– St. Philomena (to Emperor Diocletian)

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

– Frank Zappa

You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

– Zig Ziglar

Without work, it’s impossible to have fun.

– St. Thomas Aquinas

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